ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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