We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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