my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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