Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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