Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I want a musical about memes.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
