: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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