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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'

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(719): View more from Colorado

never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.

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(260): View more from Indiana

Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?

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(631): View more from New York

I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.

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(518): View more from New York

you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved

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(402): View more from Nebraska

In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.

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(408): View more from California

You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.

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(734): View more from Michigan

I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake

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(973): View more from New Jersey

she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited

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