One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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