Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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