i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
do nipples grow back?
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