ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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