We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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