But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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