I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
bring money and cleavage
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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