let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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