He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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