After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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