YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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