New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
This is classic penis vs brain.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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