Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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