you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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