she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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