I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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