Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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