what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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