bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I am available for nakedness
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