i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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