is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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