Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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