Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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