They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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