Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
lets start a swedish sibling band together
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
If its not for food we ain't going out.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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