New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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