shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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