If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Randomize
