If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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