Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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