? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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