Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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