JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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