Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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