Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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