what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
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