Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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