come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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