Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I wish i was in the wii world.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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