dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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