White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
