did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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