I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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