My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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