why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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