You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I would ride that face into the sunset
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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